Classic Nigerian Email Scam goes Chinese

I got a kick our of this one as they are sending me a neck rub and not a letter... see bold below:

This massage is highly classified AND very Confidential.
Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Wong Shim a Fund Manager with KASIKORN BANK PLC,BANGKOK(KINGDOM OF THAILAND) My position has made me to have access to classified files and products that can help you if you are in one way or the other interested in South East Asia business connections.

In April 2006,Lu Yunpeng, a multimillionaire and president of Henan-based Yunpeng Cultural Development Co Ltd China moved £18.7 Million pounds through our online system from England.The fund arrived in South East Asia during the time Lu Yunpeng was been tried for murder in China. As his account officer he instructed that I should put a hold on the fund that was supposed to go to China pending on the outcome of his trial.

In May 2006 he was sentenced to death and the fund remained unclaimed till date. As his account officer I was aware that nobody knows about this fund movement except his cousin who was also sentenced to death with him.

Please see: http://en.ce.cn/National/Local/200605/18/t20060518_7005764.shtml

I want to utilize this opportunity and make use of this fund. I want to work with you on it.There is no risk attached and the funds in question can never be dictated or traced. Our sharing ratio is 60:40. (60 for me 40 for you) If you are interested, reply back and let’s benefit from this golden opportunity.

Please reply and send your direct telephone numbers to me for a smooth discussion of this transaction in further details. Please, if you are not interested or see this mail as a scam or hoax simply delete it and forget I ever contacted you. If after 72 hours I didn't hear from you I will assume you are not interested, and then I will proceed to look for someone else that might be interested to work with me. This is a clean and straight forward bank deal, it is safe and risk-free, as I have taken care of all necessary steps to ensure a hitch-free movement.

Sincerely,
Mr.Wong Shim
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