The Nigerian Scams Never Stop (with name abuse)

Good day to you,

I came upon your contact information on the internet today
and wish to let you know about an opportunity that came up
in the bank where I work. When I hear from you and be sure
we can work together in a mutual way, I will then give you
more details of the deal.

I like you to know that this is about an opportunity that
just came up in the bank where I work and I need a partner
that will be trustworthy,working for our collective interest
while I guide you and use my position in the bank to
facilitate the whole process to our advantage.

My name is Mr. John Garrett and you will know more about me
when I hear from you and please do reply immediately because
time is of essence.No breach of the law in the entire process.
You can contact me on this email address: jgarrett009@gmail.com

God Bless you and thankyou

John Garrett

(*Note, I am sure this is not the Comedian John Garrett, or the British Politician,or the photographer, but instead someone who chose to use a name that sounded American or British.)

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